Who am I
I'm a girl who lives in jeans
And dresses like a boy
I prefer the check shirt to the frilly blouse
And flat sneakers to high heels
My short neat nails
Are always bare but clean
Yet I got ridiculously excited
Over a gloriously deep red nail polish in my Advent calendar
My hair is short and mussed
Yet if it's mussed the 'wrong' way
I get annoyed
Smooch up my hair and I'll have you for supper
I love my animals to bits
Yet hate my furniture covered in hairs
Don't tell them
They don't know
I did call myself 'vegan'
Then realised that most of my shoes are made of leather
And I love fish and chips
So I guess I'm 'plant based' ... except when eating fish and chips
I like a neat house
And orderly cupboards
But open the freezer
And be prepared to catch whatever leaps out at you
At times I go all minimal
And then excessively maximal
I wouldn't care a fig if all my possessions
Vanished in a puff of smoke or a fire
As long as you save my dogs
My cat
My chickens
Fifty of my books
... and my teddy bear
I started a self sufficient lifestyle
And then realised my sort of self sufficiency
And my husband's sort of self sufficiency are not the same thing
I am Self Sufficient
I don't need solar panels
Water tanks
Workshops
And a Veggie Patch
To prove it
I just need me
The girl behind the cabbage
That doesn't eat cabbage
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